Thursday, July 29, 2010

Ladies does anyone have any advice or know any websites that help with outdoor peeing techniques?

Im going camping in a couple of weeks and iam worried about peeing outside.Ladies does anyone have any advice or know any websites that help with outdoor peeing techniques?
this is what i found works best. go into the woods IN THE DAYTIME! (even if you dont have to go yet) and find yourself a good spot and mark it yours. me and my friends had duck tape and would stick a piece on our tree. find an area near the tree and move away leaves. and pull out anything tall that will well, get in the way.





When you are actually peeing, squat, but make it easier on your self and lean against the tree. put the leaves over the spot to keep animals away and just for your own peace of mind. and dont forget to take your toilet paper with you and even you can put it on a tree branch like a charmin commerical :) but take an extra few sheets just animals got to it.





also, unless your wearing a dress, completely take off your shorts and underwear. do it everytime. its the time you least expect it that you pee on your clothes. and since you camping, try to find a laundrymat in the middle of the woods. you dont want to be the girl who has to wear the same black pants everyday.Ladies does anyone have any advice or know any websites that help with outdoor peeing techniques?
Lmao, I totally understand how you feel. When I was camping I had no idea how to do it, so my mom told me how.





First just like pull down your pants and underwear as far down as you can to your ankles. Then, just push your butt back as far as you can, and go, try not to pee all over yourself.





You really have to like push your feet forward and your butt backwards.








Sorry if I make no sense, haha,. good luck!
I have some advice that I hope will help with outdoor peeing techniques: do what Japanese women do, they squat with their legs open and pee into toilets that are in the ground. I think they do this for sanitary reasons: they won't have to sit on a toilet that has a gazillion germs. :)
squat and make sure you don't pee on your pants or shoes... When I was cheerleading, the cheerleaders had to go pee around the corner of the building because we practiced outside so there were no bathrooms so my friend stood up with her pants around her ankles and she leaned back and her pee went like 5 ft away from her it was funny, you should try that haha
Pull down your pants or take them off and lean on the tree.Make sure your legs are far from the tree so you wont pee on you undies or pants...lol.You will look like your leaning up against a wall.





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But kinda of lean forward when you do so your pee wont shoot forawrds.Lol.Yeah experince....I love camping :D


Make sure you wipe!!!


Well, that was awkward...
It's pretty much common sense . . .





1. make sure nobody is looking (duh)


2. squat and make sure you aren't over any thorns or animals that will bite your butt!


3. just don't pee yourself


4. make sure you have toilet paper . . . I know, kind of nasty :)
You squat be careful that you don't pee on your panties or your shoes, been there and done that. Make sure you check the ground before you squat that there are no animals lurking around.
Buy a she-pee. They're like a cardboard thing so you can pee standing up.





I've never used one but they look useful.





http://www.pmatestore.co.uk/
Just make sure your clearing your pants, like your not squatting right on top of them but a little away from them, otherwise you'll get it all over them. It's not fun.
...just squat?

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